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ABOUT

Let's begin.
Name: Patty
Age: 3000000000.2436565 years

Who Am I?
Well, I'm a writer. I'm an explorer. I'm also a magical fucking unicorn that likes eating pizza on the moon with cats. I like making stories, and inspiring people with allegories that are strangely relevant to their lives and current issues.
I don't really have a relationship status. I tried, but he hurt me. I'm still searching for that prince that every little girl dreams about, only... I'm not that little girl anymore.
To you, I may be a stranger.. but i also might be the thin line between you and a big box, six feet under. I'm a survivor.
You can ask me anything.
- One Sarcastic Ass Beyotch.

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